Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(1) XNXX

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

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I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

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##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

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(3) VIBRATOR.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

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AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

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🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

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CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

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AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(1) STRAPON.

Boulder County resident exposed Flatiron Flyer passengers to measles - The Denver Post

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

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LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

(5) LINGERIE.

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

(3) XHAMSTER

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

(2) DILDO.

(2) YOUPORN.

(4) CONDOM.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!